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一只没有审美的你鸭痴汉

【雅鸭】所有的科幻，只是因为不够深情

虽然号码梗最终被证实是因为妈妈的原因

但是我们还有官方强拆梗可以期待嘛

因为不老歌经常性阵亡外加贴图不方便所以搬来这里

好歹本宝宝靠这个贴卖出了一剂雅鸭安利（欣慰的泪水

因为后来团长持续性发糖轰炸把我给炸晕了导致这贴一直没整理后续

有空了理一理，一个“科幻CP走向现实甚至走向巅峰”以及“旧情复燃”的典范

发现雅伊的存在是在2012年，当时在后花园开了个雅鸭的楼，然后脑洞了背号梗，接着苍老师去深挖了下就一发不可收拾了。

原贴大概是2013年写的，短短三年间，究竟发生了什么事竟然让科幻CP的粉对发糖这种事习以为常不以为意，让我们来瞧一瞧......

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我穿著你的號碼，所以我不會看到它，不會想起你。

【基本资料】

全名：Ahmed Yohohorikopoulos Yahiaoui

生日：January 12, 1987

出生地：Marseille

身高：1.77 m

长相：年轻时真的不要比你鸭好看太多，有说长得像蓝正龙的，我还看到过说长得像冠希哥的......反正就是帅......如下

【1996-2003】
团长和你鸭都是马赛人，阿尔及利亚血统，又是同龄人，96年你鸭被马赛看中后两人就应该认识了，可以说是一起成长两小无猜的好基友。

由衷感叹，团长以前真好看，一张美人脸。

（我之前还觉得团长小时候看着跟表哥同类型的，狗血不要停......

你鸭小时候一脸蠢相即使作为痴汉的我也不能否认（然而总是看到妹纸们说小鸭萌萌萌我就觉得自己的审美观肯定还是在的......

【2004】两人的采访

那会儿你鸭一头非主流挑染黄毛，加盟破厂第一年都还在，后来就一直黑发，直到最近又开始染发（没错我在强行CP

Star Team France U17, two bushels arealready stars in Marseille. Discover over Om.

At what age did you start playing?
SN.：At 5 years, the bottom of my building. Igot my first license at age 6. After Feptmel and Mirabeau and Marseille to 9years. It has been 16 years, it's been 7 years so that is OM,and we know each other.
AY： From the age of 5 years, in my district, 6 years old, I got my first license as Samir. Later, I played Endoume, where I met JoséAnigo. And OM recruited me.

You're a little darlings club?
SN.：Naaaaaaaaaaaan. We liked it, but it is not the darlings ...It is "old" now, they ensure that either examples for young people(sic)

You already think about changing clubs?
SN.：(Laughs) We'll see. I would like to turn pro at OM, it would be ideal forme. This is the club of my heart, this is my city. But I would not stay there all my life.
AY.：Same for me. If I is the highest level, I want to play in big European teams.

How do you see your future and what are your ambitions?
SN.：I hope to play at OM with Mr. Anigo. It gives a chance to young people. I really want to go pro and it's good to see that thepolicy of the OM changes a bit in terms ofyouth since qu'Anigo took control ... And why not team A France someday.
AY： Iwould first of all become pro and hold the OM.That's why I'm less Velodrome. Before, it was my dream to be there. Now thatit's done, I want to go back just to play ... We count on those currentlyplaying with the pro team, they make good games, it's also good for us. Anigotold us that we would have our chance. In addition, I also think the team to France A. "We need to talk even on the ground"

Let's talk about your complicity. Since when do you know?
SN.：For 7 years. We came to the OM together. I know everything about him: his musicaltastes, etc.. This is a generous man, a good heart, even if it is too impulsive... This is my best friend in life.
AY.：We've known since the age of 9 with"Sam". I know his family, we will visit one or in another holiday together we go ... And then we are in the same neighborhood in Algeria, it is a crazy thing! Next character is nervous, he did not look like that, but ...
You're like Le Tallec and Sinama? You're not cousins by chance?!
(Together) Yes, every time we talk about one, we talk toeach other. There are people who think we're cousins and club, we were nicknamed the "brothers", to be honest.We did everything together, all the selections: Team France Under-16 district,and selection for Marseille ...

（笑裂式插入：cousins这个词本来也没啥，有同性恋恋人的意思，然而联想到那个团长和你鸭有gay倾向的新闻我就hhhhh，两人黏糊到了上厕所都一起让俱乐部所有人都觉得他们是兄弟，人家觉得你两有gay倾向也不奇怪啊233333）

How to translate your complicity in the field?And outside?
SN：It's simple: he knows when to get the ball, I know his calls... Our friendship reflects on the team, it is easier. And it's better than either together in selection: it would not have been so easy without him ...
AY.：After 7 years, there are automation, this is normal. I know his game, we did not need to talk. That's why we play on the same side. Off the field, weare together all the time. We will drink shots, we'll see chicks ... We will even box set ...

（你们年轻人的世界我不太懂......box set什么鬼 - - 不过看前两个应该不是什么好事......）

You have tastes in common?
SN：Yes, the clothes. We dress like this: baggy jeans, tight t-shirt, hat Van Dutch, and a pair of converse. Sidecharacter, it is both sacred bad losers: the defeat hate
AY： We have the same quickdraw, the same tastes, we love Calcio both ... Oh, you have not yet understood that we are the same!

（采访者：我明明是来采访的为什么被狗粮糊了一脸？？？Excuse me？？？现在的小球员秀恩爱都这么嚣张了？？？回头就写了一篇——马赛双子星有gay倾向）

【2004-05-15】

在升入马赛一队前，两人一起赢得了欧洲U17锦标赛冠军。

也是法鸭情缘的开始，在此不对此赘述。

【2004-06-09】两人升入马赛一队时的采访

Nasri-Yahiaoui interview Cross 06/09/2004

The two midfielders Samir Nasri (offensive)and Ahmed Yahiaoui (defensive) are the future of OM. Trained at the club, they went pro this summer. . Joint interview two talented Minots without complex Ca

What made you go pro?
Samir Nasri: "It's simple, I realized my childhood dream. Now do not stop there and I have to keep working. I feel more free now but I left with the same status as the other andforgive me my mistakes least. "
Ahmed Yahiaoui: "We were under discussion for almost three months and we managed to find common ground. It's nice to sign in the club where I grew up. It does not bother me to stay amateur, it was mostly the club wanted me to sign as soon as possible. "

What are the differences between the CFA and the first team?
SN: "It goes much faster with the pros . Ahmed and I was still known competition with selections but there is still a gap. "
AY :"Physically, it may bere turned in CFA but the difference is mainly technical level."

What is your opinion Episode Flamini?
SN: "I think it has not been sufficiently grateful to the leaders of OM. It is thanks to them if there is. And if the coach had not been playing we would never have seen. "
AY :"He chose Arsenal, a very big team. Although I think it is not normal to require a starting place, I guess he thought it was better for him to face a challenge abroad. "

（我才意识到原来弗总也是马赛出来的......你鸭要不要跟他学学怎么开公司当总裁包养球队大腿走上人生巅峰？你鸭：我拒绝，我还是被包养比较好）

What is your relationship with Joséanigo?
SN: "I even had a youngest child, he is a very understanding. Heremained the same as in CFA, it has establish the same mindset. "
AY:"Coach, I know for 10 years. We met in my first club, Endoume. He wants tobring us to the top and quickly as possible. Even then we had almost familiar intercourse. "

What are your goals?
SN: "The most important thing is to play, competition, football. I try to learn and seek advice to players playing in my position as Batlles or Cheyrou. There are no complicated to do with them, if you have complex, we get nowhere. "
AY: "I, what I want is to play OM. If I signed here is to play inthis club. First, I will learn from great to be well legs 18, 19. One is neversure of anything, but I know what I want to do and I'll do it thoroughly."

foreigner?
SN: "For the moment, I have no evidence but if OM becomes one of the biggest European club and plays Europe every year, I will have no reason to leave, it is the club of my childhood. Otherwise, it is the Spanish league that would attract me most. "
AY:"I hope to stay as long as possible in OM,at least 6 or 7 years. And if a big club comes and offers me a big contract, if OM is a little effort, I will choose Marseille. "

What are your models?
SN: "Zidane, Kaka players changing my position. But I also really like the OM players as Déhu or Lizarazu who command respect. "
AY: "For me it's Gattuso is my nickname selection and then he plays Milan is one my favorite teams. I play the same position and I also have a bad temper but can be a bit younger than him."

Your family is behind it?
SN: "The family is very important that avoids taking big head. My father follows me everywhere and criticizes me when I play badly. There are those who have already taken a big head and I will not mention any names. Me, I have not done anything yet and I do not understand people ask me for an autograph. It makes me uncomfortable. "
AY: "I have my parents, my brothers and sister who are around me. But I'm young, I remain the same and I will never change. And then OM is a little my second family. I've been here 10 years. "

Your first memory OM?
SN: "I remember that I had little in the Commandery for me to sign autographs. After I was a ball boy. "
AY"The first time I came to the commander on my arrival at the club. I remember I had a little juggling with the pros. At the time, there was Luccin Ravanelli ... "

What is your dream with OM?
SN: "Playing against PSG and score."
AY :"Being in the starting line up at the Velodrome."

据传，2004年夏天团长曾吸引了包括切尔西在内等多家俱乐部的目光和问价，但都被马赛俱乐部一一回绝。

然而，04-05赛季的他并没有像你鸭那样获得什么上场机会。

（两人小时候那么像，团长也说了自己像加8，可以想象脾气有多臭，估计跟俱乐部闹得很僵 - - 而且还有另外一个重要因素后面会提到）

反正一个赛季后团长在解约前被租借了，雅鸭不得不分开。

【2005-2006】

2005-04-01

雅伊在这个赛季租借至当时的法乙球会Istres

里子就是在这个赛季加盟马赛的，和你鸭的友情打下了坚实基础（要是团长在的话估计你鸭是没空理里子哥的吧hhhhhhh）

难以想象没有了上厕所小伙伴后的你鸭，刚开始应该很难适应吧

【2006–2007】

雅伊和马赛解约，去了瑞士超级联赛的Sion，替补出场过1次

而你鸭——06-07赛季纳斯里表现出色，多次获得全场最佳。凭借着优异的表现他获得了法甲联赛三月最佳球员，以及第十六届法甲年度最佳新秀奖，入选联赛最佳阵容。也因此得到了国家队主教练多梅内克的征召，首次进入国家队，在处子秀——法国对阵奥地利的友谊赛中得到首发出场，并且奉献了一记精彩的助攻。

顺便这赛季有条不靠谱新闻，“国米纳斯里口头协议法国天才中场解救危机”，后来小曼蜀黍在发布会上说：老子五年前就想得到他了（原来如此......

2007年你鸭的采访——

问：可是Ahmed Yahiaoui没有和你一样如大家所希望的。。。。
答：啊，我们两个不能放在一起比。我们的周遭环境大不一样。我的父母和我关系亲近，我知道我想要什么。我唯一的目标就是踢球，努力，进步。别人做了什么我都不感兴趣。

（是我的错觉么总觉得你鸭在回避这个问题......

【2008-2009】

雅伊在这一年去了AS Cannes，出场2次，而你鸭转会至阿森纳。

这里补上一名大V发的微博：

真实性存疑，他也没标注消息来源（毕竟这么私人的对话......）

但是大概能知道你鸭在转会破厂前就跟雅伊失联了。

【2010-2011】

2010年雅伊接受采访（节选）
"You know, unlike Samir (Nasri) My friend's training center at OM, I do not bénéficiais a strong family environment. I did not have a big brother, not cousin. My father, who did not know much about it, was there for me even if he spoke French badly.
But he died suddenly in 2005. It was a terrible shock to me that I could not control too. " Ahmed yahiaoui opens his heart. The emotion takes precedence as and when it runs the thread of a career partstraight into a wall.
"I did bullshit, errors in the past. I assume today. My biggest mistake is to be a loudmouth. When you're 17 and you open it because you think you're right, you're crush you. This is what happened to me. To do this, you must already be very strong, or call Zidane. Me, I proved nothing. But Above all, I was then very ill-advised.

团长也是命途多舛......

两人真的很像，有什么就说出来经常不过脑子。不过团长在那件事之后应该改变了很多吧，沧桑了不少......

你鸭在这个赛季前半程踢出了天赋值，几乎是和表哥一起扛起了前半个赛季，我也是在那个冬天喜欢上你鸭的，觉得戴着黑围脖黑手套的他超帅，笑起来的时候简直照亮了整个阴沉沉的天空。

【2011–2012】

雅伊加盟马赛当地的一家法丁球会GS Consolat Marseille

你鸭则转会曼城，开启了闹心之旅，不过最终也得偿所愿。

【2012–2013】

07-16，雅伊加盟了Sedan，共出场 6次。在加盟时有个采访，提到了你鸭

--------------以上大概是雅鴨陳舊的往事回顧-----------------

依旧贴上当年写的矫情玩意儿来煽情一下——

当年你消瘦的背像一座喜马拉雅雪山我的心已被你冻结

你是否还记得那一年我的情绪都随着你的发尖跳动因为那是阳光的颜色

年幼的我们以为一切都会乘着阳光归去来兮

以为一切都像烛火点燃的梦幻光圈

但后来我只听见窗外的雨声敲打着记忆的围城

我们把蓝天白云穿上去奔赴那个叫青春的名词

我开始流浪

我开始讨厌每个蒙蒙的雨天

我开始执着于你曾经穿过的号码

我知道我只是执着于曾经的我们

背负着你的号码去全世界漂泊流浪
无论我再爱上任何人，他的背后都不会有你的影子
你是我唯一的8号封存在记忆里

【可是Ahmed你要相信：他正一个人，努力追逐你们两个人的梦】
——小苍微博金句

虽然号码梗不是真的但当年脑补时真的停不下来，如今依旧可以脑补下——

雅伊U17时是8号，马赛的话不太清楚，原贴写错了......

你鸭马赛22号，当时的队长据说是19号

后来转会我厂，你鸭拿了永哥的8号

8号是虎子最爱号码然并卵虎子得到的是14号

小克是从AS Cannes转到阿森纳的，球衣22号

后来的事你们都造了

你鸭到曼城后拿了19号还说号码什么的不重要啦然而还是换回了8号

谈了个女盆友竟然还是永哥旧爱

小克依旧是22号

......

反正号码梗我可以玩好几年呢

关于这些往事，依旧推荐茉茉的《過雲雨》，初恋一篇足矣

---------------以上大概是我們以為雅鴨是科幻CP時的腦補----------------

【狗血后续第一季】

雅伊开了推特，第一个关注了鸭纸

还转了小苍的一条推特顺手点赞，是一张当年和鸭纸的合照（苍姐姐你又立功了...0 0)

随后曾经@过鸭纸，但鉴于你鸭被球迷们冷嘲热讽惯了基本不看@了的状态随后雅伊删除了那条推特

在鸭纸生日时，他再次@了鸭纸。

据说大意是这样的：happy birthday my brother that happiness and success kiss bro

除了此狗血小苍还发现了别的鸭血



我觉得还会有更鸭血的东西出现的...

------------以上是13年夏天我們以為死鴨子不會理雅伊時整理的-----------

【狗血後續第二季】
2014-03-28
最近，不知道你鴨是受了啥刺激開始回憶往昔了...（總覺得Jojo你立大功了！雖然我都沒仔細看你發的小時候的皂片！）

用的Tag是Friends
哎喲死鴨子竟然還記得小基友...良心發現了呀看來還沒老到健忘嘛...
一票（其實十個指頭都數得過來的）雅鴨黨都高潮了好麼！！！！！！

然後蒼老濕發現鴨子終於回Fo了雅伊的推特...

後爹覺得這貨還算有點良心...
期待狗血後續第三季！

----------------------新赛季来了，后续也就来啦-------------------------

【狗血后续第三季】
大概在2014年9月的时候，老湿发现两人Insta互关了！而且一关注雅伊就一个劲儿点赞...

我懒癌晚期了直接发老湿微博的截图，九月底你鸭受伤那次...

随后在11月发现了几张雅伊和本阿、笨马的合影......团长你究竟爱谁

跟这两人应该是04年U17认识的



在11-25曼城3-2赢了拜仁之后，万年不发推的你鸭竟然发推了，依旧是谢谢大家支持我们向前看这样千篇一律的内容，虽然毫无营养但是雅伊转了推......真爱是不会计较你说的废话的......

月底赢了南安普顿之后，你鸭又更推了，这里用老湿的原话讲就是“传说中有推必转的小机油。。！昨天纳指导更了两条推，一条是和妹子的合影，一条是自己的单人照。。。小机油就转了单人那条。。。#这让我如何停止yy##完全不想合上脑洞#！！！！！！！”

哦吼吼吼......
无比地期待合影 = =

【我已经炸了不要理我...】